Sleek n Wild

Reactionary issues

What follows is a meal prepared by more than one chef. Usually, all the soup here is mixed by one so fresh so clean cook. This guy is to cooking what the mad scientist is to science. He bees stretching the limits just for the thrill of it. He’ll add wax to a meal just to find out what that tastes like. Real good if you ask me. But since you haven’t asked and I’ve told you nonetheless feel free to frown. Or just try it yourself…preferably during Sunday lunch when mum is cooking. Add some wax to the chicken…she’ll spank…ahem, thank you.

As all of you, except Princess and Jny23, shoulda guessed by now, the usual cook here is Sleek. Yes, so fresh so clean. However, a need to push the boundaries even further arose so two cooks hit the kitchen and set to work on a meal. They mixed, they mingled, they flexed muscles, some sweat dripped, some sweat poured, the aprons got messy, fingers got burned, eyebrows got burned too…the kitchen TV was even muted. That’s how they missed the ‘How two chefs should make a meal’ Oprah special. Oprah actually went to the kitchen and while showing the lucky guests in the studio how the cooking is done, her wig caught fire and she run off stage screaming ‘I am hot, I am hot’…drat media freedom. How can anyone even say that about Oprah? You fake guy Sleek.

Anyway, the two chefs: Sleek and Mr. B2B. I made part of the meal while Mr. B2B made the other part. A bit of the meal has been displayed below, B2B will display the rest. Which part did I write? Which part did B2b write? Well, that’s for you to decide…

The way we react to issues is usually a small part of what is really going on in our lives over the past few hours/minutes/ months or even years…some people react there and then and the way they react is sometimes nasty… others are careful and generally just be stacking beef so that when their times comes, they can easily reel off a tonne of things that you mentioned that accidentally ticked them off…

Many times we are judged by how we react, and the main elucidation comes from the fact that whatever has been said at that opportune time actually cuts down to the heart of the matter. The main issue however could be different…

Have you ever noticed that people are amazingly quiet and seem all the more reflective until you say something that relates to them? The way we react many-a-time is as a result of our emotions being huddled up and constantly being picked on…

Like the time when my aunt told me that I can whatever it is I set my mind to… she was basically saying that I can fly if I thought hard enough.
…over to B2b 4 the rest…

   June 23rd, 2009    Collabos...